I don’t give a fuck if you’re gay, bi, straight, transgendered, lesbian, poor, rich, black, white, asian, or etc. If you are nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. End of story.

snowwanderer:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia we offer them beer

throughathinlayer:
timbllr:

queued xx

timbllr:

queued xx

nomellamesfriki:

Mientras tanto, en la presentación de la Xbox One…
Mac User Spotted

nomellamesfriki:

Mientras tanto, en la presentación de la Xbox One…

Mac User Spotted

nomellamesfriki:

Fijo es de China